Jokes

Jadge (apradhi se)- kya tum jail gaye ho?
Apradhi- ji nahi, hujur,
Judge- to isme rone ki kya baat hai abhi bhej dete hai.
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Tum apne pati ko dukanwala kyu pukarti ho?
Kyoki me gharwali hu,
Ghar ki rajistry mere nam hai,
Our dukan mere pati ke nam. 
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Patient- aapka yeh marij to tik ho chala doctor saheb,
Phir aap is kadar pareshan kyu hai?
Doctor- mujhe yeh malum nahi chal raha hai ki,
Yah kis dawai se tik hua hai.